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• OMG, three crazy-ass new music videos that have nothing to do with Lady Gaga

  Admittedly, a Prison for Bitches dance routine co-sponsored by Wonderbread is pretty hard to top. But that hasn't stopped other gay/gay-ish bands from releasing weird-ass music videos online this week, all of which feature an array of inventive and e...

• OMG, Horse and Cat are friends

  Ugh... I'm a little hungover this morning, gentle readers, but unlikely animal kingdom friendships always perk me right up. A horse and a cat playing together! What a crazy world!

• OMG, Amy Sedaris is after Martha Stewart's job

  I hate posting video that I can't embed, but Amy Sedaris on Martha Stewart today is too great to miss. Amy tells Martha about her upcoming book of "crafts for poor people," how to make a "hobo fire," and how to make a panty holder out of a toilet pap...

• OMG, finally: Lady Gaga's "Telephone" video arrives

  Remember back in the day when Madonna's "Erotica" video was too hot for broadcast because it featured same-sex kissing (among other things)? TV stations decided to air it only once at midnight and there was a big hype leading up the premiere, so me a...

• OMG, download the new Ray Mang track featuring Lady Miss Kier

  What better way to start the weekend than with Ray Mang's clubby cover of George Clinton's anti-war funk jam "Bullet Proof"? We posted about it a while back, but now we have the radio edit of the track for your downloading pleasure. Who is Ray Mang?

• OMG, Someone Threw a Cat at Vivienne Westwood

  Bigger surprise: Vivienne Westwood likes Gordon Lightfoot?!?!?! (Thanks to Gerard for sending this our way)...

• OMG, They Don't Care For It: Old Ladies Weigh in on Oscar Fashion

  Biddies know best!

• OMG, How Insane: the World Superhero Registry

  Real life superheroes might not have much in the way of powers, but they sure make up for it with an excess of tights! Find out if your town is patrolled by a hero of its very own at the World Superhero Registry, where costumed crimefighters such as...

• OMG, The Moment You've Been Waiting For: The Eclipse Preview

  This is an outrage! I have been waiting for months for the preview to the new Twilight movie. Now it's here and it only shows Taylor Lautner's manboobs for a split second! Robert Pattinson spouts a lot of over-the-top lovey crap to that girl, but he...

• OMG, How Unfair: Survivor's Jerri Manthey ejected from plane

  Poor Jerri! Survivor's resident black widow Jerri Manthey-- now back for a third try at the million dollars on Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains-- was recently kicked off a US Air flight by some bitchy flight attendant who heard her "take the Lord's nam...

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