I'm Cool, You're Not

• “The things I do…”

  The things you do… are fucking retarded. Of all the things that you could do to your tear ducts and eyeball, stapling them would be the last one ever considered by anyone. Leave it to the Brits..

• NSFW

  2 girls are better than one. 2 oiled girls are WAY better than one.(Memphis and Angelina) The longer the torso must somehow mean the prettier the vag (Nessa Devil) One is tan, one is not. Both, luckily, are naked. (2 chicks) Maybe Hitler had it right...

• Snowmobile has had enough.

  Sometimes enough is enough. Like when my girlfriend tries to kiss me after she just swallowed, I say enough. When a fat chick wears clothes from the kiddie section, I say enough. When a snowmobile gets ridden over and over by failing douches, it says...

• Slightly Spam

  Angry Fat Man’s PS3 Rant (College Humor) Epic Beards (Knuckles United) Lady continues to shop while store is being robbed (Foundry Music) 10 Stripper roles that answered our prayers (Gunaxin) 25 Uses for old beer cans (Holy Taco) Morning coffee...

• I think I recall this happening before.

  I was under the impression that if you flipped over backwards on the swing-set and ate it that you were supposed to gain magical powers and become Inside Out Boy. This guy proves that isn’t always the case while at the same time proving that do...

• I think they are trying to sell me something…

  ...

• Awesome.

  I hate children, so naturally a smile is brought to my face when I see them get kicked in theirs. Good news is, this video is like from the 80’s so the kid was probably born to hippies that did drugs and had unprotected sex. She was doomed to b...

• Ugly Americans (Obviously not talking about me)

  Comedy Central has a new animated-horror comedy (I’m guessing they are covering all their bases) series coming out on March 17th, called Ugly Americans. The tag line says: “Take New York City, add every horrifying beast, science-fiction f...

• Crappy Caption Contest

  Want a copy of Mass Effect 2 for your Xbox 360 or PS3? Beat my caption The last winner is taking home a copy of Law Abiding Citizen on Blu-Ray. Here is his winning entry that belonged to Nate (Contact me, you didn’t register your email). Here i...

• Slightly Spam

  Fear the Gay Chicken! The Best of Playboy’s Lab Rat Woman too fat to leave burning house (Tabloid Prodigy) Australian Wii News Curling Fail (Manofest) More Hot Girls from Facebook (The Chive) Twilight Thug (NextRound) Meet 1/2 Price, The Legles...

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